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Basic Info| Name: | socergal13 |
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| Location: | Enfield, Connecticut, United States |
BioUs Yankee fans gotta lovve these jokes:
A Boston family of Red Sox fans heads out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop, the son picks up a Yankees jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Yankee fan and I would like this New York jersey for my birthday." His big sister is outraged and whacks him and says, "Go tell mom!" He takes the jersey to his mom and she says "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Yankee fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday." She whacks him on the head and says, "go tell your father!" "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Yankee fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday." He whacks his son in the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" On the car ride home the father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today." The son replies "I sure did! I've only been a Yankee fan for an hour, and I already hate you fuckin' Red Sox bastards."
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes.An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Yankee fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Red Sox fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police. The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Yankee cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Red Sox cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, "What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?" The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Red Sox cap, there's an ass under it."
One day a teacher asks their students if their Red Sox fans. Almost all of
the children's hands are raised cept one. The teacher angrily goes to the
student, and says if your not a Red Sox fan then what are you? The kid
proudly says, "Well I'm a Yankees fan." The teacher gets upset and asks
why he's a Yankee fan, the kid responds, "Well both my parents are Yankee
fans, and so am I." The teacher shyly says well what if your dad was a
moron, and your mom was a moron, what would you be then? The kid smiles
and says "Well then I'd be a Red Sox fan!"
A Boston family of Red Sox fans heads out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop, the son picks up a Yankees jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Yankee fan and I would like this New York jersey for my birthday." His big sister is outraged and whacks him and says, "Go tell mom!" He takes the jersey to his mom and she says "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Yankee fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday." She whacks him on the head and says, "go tell your father!" "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Yankee fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday." He whacks his son in the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" On the car ride home the father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today." The son replies "I sure did! I've only been a Yankee fan for an hour, and I already hate you fuckin' Red Sox bastards."
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes.An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Yankee fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Red Sox fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police. The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Yankee cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Red Sox cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, "What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?" The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Red Sox cap, there's an ass under it."
One day a teacher asks their students if their Red Sox fans. Almost all of
the children's hands are raised cept one. The teacher angrily goes to the
student, and says if your not a Red Sox fan then what are you? The kid
proudly says, "Well I'm a Yankees fan." The teacher gets upset and asks
why he's a Yankee fan, the kid responds, "Well both my parents are Yankee
fans, and so am I." The teacher shyly says well what if your dad was a
moron, and your mom was a moron, what would you be then? The kid smiles
and says "Well then I'd be a Red Sox fan!"
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